On the hunt

Not for brains....even though that does sound good right now. I need a new job.

Me and my boss go way back. I'd thought he'd understand. I tried to explain to him the situation, its not that I wanted to leave the other day, I had to. He wanted a reason, and as soon as the word "zombie" came out of my mouth I was fired.

Aren't there any laws that say you can't fire someone for being a zombie? It doesn't seem fair.